shoppers elbow 

A painful condition affecting one arm. Usually occurs during glutinous shopping around the holidays. Carrying loads of merchandise around a store in one arm will aggravate the muscles in the elbow and forearm.

Carrying all these $2.00 doorburster towel's is giving me shoppers elbow!

shoppers elbow by Ddd17 March 2, 2016

Shoppers back 

When you've been out shopping with your good wife/ladyfriend/hetero life partner/etc and spent the hours acting as a pack mule. And general shopping trolley. The back and general lumbar region may begin to ache or throb. This phenomenon is known as 'shoppers back'

Sinead: Thank you so much for carry my bags sweet heart.

Paulina: No problem, but i think i may need to stop for some whippy soon as i feel a chronic case of shoppers back coming on.

Shoppers back by Gerald Oatlove January 19, 2013

shoppers shoulder 

When your shoulder becomes numb or hurt while carrying something on it, usually happening while shopping.

At the mall-
Maddie- "OMG, my shoulder hurts so freakin' bad, this bag is hella heavy!"

Taylor- "Guuuurl, you have shoppers shoulder!"

shoppers shoulder by singer201998 June 18, 2010

Shoppers Fog 

(daze, fascinated, fog, self-centered, shopper, trance), a condition where someone stands in the middle of an isle of a grocery store or supermarket while gazing at the products on the shelves, seemingly oblivious to other shoppers.

There is something about shopping for groceries that induces shoppers fog, regardless of how many other shoppers are there are.

Shoppers Fog by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010

Shoppers fingers 

When your fingers are sore and tired after carrying around heavy shopping bags for hours on end.

Kally had shoppers fingers after going to the mall with her mom. Shame!

Shoppers fingers by Davidsea June 11, 2017

Shoppers Stop 

That reliable go-to person with solutions to all your problems;
The happy space where you find peace and solace irrespective of the mood you are in.

You are more than a best-friend, you are my Shoppers Stop.

She handles all his moods so well! She is his Shoppers Stop.

She wanted to know which lipstick shade looked better, so she video-called her Shoppers Stop.

Shoppers Stop by Omnichannel November 23, 2021

slipper shoppers

Those folks who go shopping in their baggy fleece PJ bottoms and animal head slippers.

Here come those “I don’t give a fuck” slipper shoppers up the aisle again!

slipper shoppers by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019