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1. What a drug dealer metaphorically open's up every morning when he get's his first phone call.

2. The place the police take you when they close down YOUR 'shop'.
1. Dealers Friend: "You should 'shut up shop' for a few days and come snowboarding with me."
Dealer: "Sorry man, bizznaz is bizznaz. Can't leave my client's hanging."
Dealers Friend: "Just get someone to take over the 'shop' for you."
Dealer: "Man my 'shop' is too hard an operation for anyone else to handle."

2. "Man I got taken down to the 'cop shop' for questioning. They're onto me.
by Diego August 16, 2003
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2
To alter a picture with PhotoSHOP or Paint SHOP Pro, normally in a ridiculous way and adding Internet characters and a catchy line.
Hey, take this pic and shop it into cockmongler.

This picture has been clearly shopped.
by Darxide February 22, 2005
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he totally went shop on him
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verb. Slang for Photoshopping. To produce a forged image that appears to be a real photograph by using Photoshop or similar image-editing software. Typically used to refer to the creation of a "celebrity fake", where a celebrity's picture is modified to appear naked and/or engaging in sexual/embarrasing behavior.
"Did you see that picture of Paris Hilton eating a banana? Somebody should shop that!"

"Sarah Palin got shopped - they put her head on a rifle-shooting bikini babe."
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To open up a ghetto style drug store on the corner of the block to satisfy the crack and coke heads and make your pockets fat!
"yo its 5 in the morning time to get showered and hit the block and open up shop"
by LilGuay January 10, 2006
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To resell the products of a legitimately obtained prescription medication
Yeah, he got some 5/500 percs after he got his wisdom teeth out but he never needed them so he's shopping them.
by ThomasTankengin June 11, 2009
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Black and white patrol car. Cops carry all their gear in the cars so they're one stop shops
The shop rolled around the corner and stopped in front of Turnbull's Market. The two unis climbed out, hands on their batons. There was trouble in the air.
by pabrown May 01, 2008
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