Shonk, The coolest guy on the planet. And, Owner of www.shonk.net.
Shonk, is a wonderful guy.
A broken penis
Tiger Woods woke up in the morning after a long night with 5 hoes
with a Shonk, he partied to hard.
A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"
"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.
Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk
Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.
Blessed be Shonk, who mightily posted "first" on the comment section.
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
shonks have big noses because the air is free
to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.
Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!
The act of shanking and then shooting a person/animal/object.
Stan was so angry that he shonk Clyde.