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14. shonk
Shonk, The coolest guy on the planet. And, Owner of www.shonk.net.
Shonk, is a wonderful guy.
by Dan Aug 19, 2003 add a video
1. Shonk
A broken penis
Tiger Woods woke up in the morning after a long night with 5 hoes with a Shonk, he partied to hard.
2. shonk
A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.
Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk
by jimbobbedyjobob Jun 17, 2003 add a video
3. shonk
to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.
Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!
4. shonk
Jew
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.
shonks have big noses because the air is free
5. Shonk
A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"

"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
6. shonk
Old-fashioned British derogatory word for someone Jewish
Shonks go to synagogues.
7. Shonk
The act of shanking and then shooting a person/animal/object.
Stan was so angry that he shonk Clyde.
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