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Shiniest meat bicycle 

Krieg from borderlands 2 has a really shiny meat bicycle
Krieg: "I have the shiniest meat bicycle"
Random bandit: "screams like a little girl and dies"
the sconies were a street gang on the far west side of detroit in the 80's
Look at dem young sconies! -KDJ
sconies by Verge94zbleh April 27, 2015
Shinies - Slang
Modification of the adjective "Shiny," into a plural noun.

Shinies; see Bling, Treasure, Gold, Jewels.

Any number of valuable items.
"Look at my new shinies!"

"Wow, I like your new shinies."
Shinies by Bartholomew Klick May 19, 2006

Shonisexual

When you’re obsessed with Toni and Shelby 😏
I’m shonisexual
Shonisexual by Shoni_wilds March 2, 2021

shiniest turd 

The best looking thing amongst a group of terrible things. Even though it may look good when compared to those other things, it's really nothing to be excited about. It's the best of worst.
Person 1: Hey Microsoft released Windows 7! It's their best OS yet!
Person 2: Yeah whatever, it's just the shiniest turd in the box.

Person 1: Did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they're all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
Person 2: That would make her the shiniest turd in the box!
shiniest turd by mjsaworld August 19, 2010

shontese 

A very beautiful young lady with a naturally born smile like the moon and stars loves to teach dance and has very talented children has a big butt and never gives up does everything for the lord at all times.
person 1: did you see shontese
person2:guuurl yass she was so good last night!
shontese by MyChunckla May 18, 2018