Used as a descriptive term for things that aren't as good as they should be, or could be.
1. Well that's shomp.
2. Damn, she's hella shompfaced.
3. This dinner is basically shomp.
to quickly insert one's penis into another's anus and pull it out and act as if nothing happened
me: so this is my old shomping grounds. shomped there, shomped there.....huh, i ain't shomped there.
you: what where i'm standing?
me: SHOMP! still got it.
Shomps is the definition of shit! but a replacment...
Say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug... Instead of saying "Oh shir!" you'd say "Oh shomps!"
JazzyB: You remember the concerts on tonight, right?
Hannah: Oh Shomps!
1. a form of shut up
2. let someone know you disagree with them
Scott: hey wanna go...
Excitedly agreeing to something
This word is commonly used in the real Nor*Cal by the so called "gangsters" of small towns
Jon: We drinking tonight?
To bite into hungrily, but not ferociously. A chomp
but less urgent.
1. I shomped into my cheeseburger.
2. She bit into her ice cream with a shomp.
To jump out of trees or off rope swings into a river (originally the Alafia River in FL).
NOTE: Predicted by it's originator to become a household word by the year 2008.
Rudy and Heather were at the river SHOMPIN' all day.
Tory shomped from the top of the tree.