Shomming 

The side effects of Stomach Flu - Vomiting & Shitting at the same time.

Oh my god I was so ill, I was seriously shomming, wasn't sure which end to put on the toilet!

Shomming by bastie 83 January 7, 2015

Summiting the Mountain 

(N.) The initial ascent of a hand to the precipice of a breast, wherein the nipple represents the peak.

Peter: I got to second base with Jamie last night.

Nicholas: Nice. I love summiting the mountain.

Summiting the Mountain by Call Me Email February 16, 2010

Shommeting

Aggressive vomiting which results in an unexpected bowel movement.

My head was in the bowl, then I had to change my underwear after shommeting.

Shommeting by Shommer October 4, 2012

Shomitting 

The act of shitting and vomitting simultaniously after a long night of drinking, possibly mixed with perscription drugs.

After Paul's blackout birthday party at the thirsty turtle, Jay came back to the dorm and was shomitting after drinking way too much mixed with muscle relaxants. This resulted in a trip to the hospital, and a night where no one can forget the little bit of what they remembered.

Shomitting by Caroline Hall March 30, 2008

Shompting 

The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops.

-You gonna go or what bro?
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.

Shompting by c@lib@n February 2, 2009

shomiting 

When you're vomiting and shitting at the same time. Likely due to food poisoning.

Holy fuck, I ate some bad Indian food last night and can't stop shomiting this morning.

shomiting by Pittance for Mittens May 5, 2016

Shimomiting 

Shitting and vomiting the same time. Aka shivomiting.

That dude is shimomiting over there.

Shimomiting by BA11223344 May 28, 2023