Characterized by the following actions (in order):
1) Taking crap in a pair of new or gently used shoes and then carefully pushing the crap into the toe section.
2) Approaching a homeless person/vagrant/hobo with worn shoes and offering him your "brand new" pair in exchange for his old shoes.
3) Laughing hysterically when he discovers his foot has been hot karl
-ed and that he no longer has any usable shoes (hence shoeless joe).
4) Running like hell before you're beaten to death with a shit covered shoe.
Last night we drove down to the rail yard and shoeless joe'd some anonymous vagabond.
to all dumbasses who entered a definition to shoeless joe, its a baseball player who played for the white sox, later to be called the black sox caused by the players of that team, which included shoeless joe jackson. Proved to be one of the best in the game, but forfeited all rights to hall of fame for supposively gambling and flopping the game. Boo ya!!
Shoeless Joe is off the heezy fo sheezy
Hardcore urban dictionary pimp. Does not seem to be able to comprehend that his definitions (or rather hilarious attempts at looking hard)don't make him look like a thugged out killer, but rather a weak loser who can't be a thug in reality and ergo pretends to be one through the anonomynity of the internet. Also seems to think that only gang-banging killas such as himself have the connections to buy a sack of trees, much less smoke them properly. Known to talk out of his ass (e.g. acting like a low rent teenage POF like him has actually handled a two thousand dollar gun before, and that tripping isn't even comparable to being high, constantly accusing people of 'never having smoked'.) Makes threats of violence he cannot possibly carry out against those who aren't fans of a couple of queer clowns who rap.
All the badasses I know go on Urban Dictionary to talk shit and make empty threats of violence against people who don't agree with them on music. Ooh I am so afraid Joe is going to hop on his bike and come get me. Too bad He's an illiterate teenage middle school dropout who 'don't need school' so the street signs will confuse the shit out of him and he'll end up in a ghetto and be robbed and stripped by some non-internet thugs.
1.a homeless person who wears no shoes
2.an insult implying that the person u are saying it to is poor.
1."theres so many shoeless joes in New York"
2."you pov shoeless joe!"