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To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship. (Not to be confused with any sexual act). Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.
Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it. |
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The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace. Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.
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To hang yourself. Why dont you just go and shoelace?
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