"Laura was a shoehorn; I had to work it for 45 minutes until I could hit it."
A "Shoehorn" is the exact opposite of a "Cock Block". Rather than steal or discourage his/her girl you do your fucking best to get him/her a piece of that ass.
Guy:She got shoehorned by that dirty redneck.
2.) Last night I had to shoe horn my dick into that tight Asian cervix