Dog, or other, poo stepped in by your shoe.
I took my dog for a walk and stepped into his crap, and it stuck to my shoe, shoe poo.
by rockman49 December 28, 2011
The act of flirting with a hippopotamus profusely, until he farts a baby monkey, named Johnathan, who learns to c-walk and saves the princess from the evil chicken.
I was shoepooing then all of a sudden my mom called me and told me to stop beating off.
by MikCatherine! August 29, 2008