"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."
Normally directed at finance or services and other useless douchebags that fuck everyting up
Pilot 2: yeah he asked me for my ID card, i'm in fucking uniform!
That fucking shoe clerk screwed me over on my travel voucher!
Soldier 2: Out of stock, huh?
Solider 1: No, they had five of them in my size but said I couldn't have them. Their new regulations state they are always "required to have five in stock at all times" in case someone needs them.
Soldier 2: What a shoeclerk!