the world's greatest thing to ever hit planet earth
descendent of God
Chuck Norris apprentice
That kid Michael reminds me just of Shockley.
When a girl gives a guy, whom she is not dating, head
in the woods.
Lexi:"Hey, I hung out with Brandon after school yesterday."
Breanna:"Cool. What'd you guys do?"
Lexi:"Well, I pulled a shockley, and after wiping the dirt off my knees with a napkin from my lunchbox, we went to Taco Bell."
Breanna:"That's sick, you're sick."
An intelligent, good-looking guy.
"I want to be a Shockley when I grow up!"
The most extensive bloodline of strength,courage, and intelligence. Evolving from early white settlers, not taking shit from anybody, to white middleclass (sub)urban street thugs.
Person A: Did you see those Shockley boys at the club last night?
Person B: Yeah, they are a bunch of badass mother fuckers!