Shockin'

meaning something is harsh, out of order, not right.
Used alot in the town Middlesbrough.

freddo - " Dia ya here what happend to our dog? It got out of the garden and that lad whos lass i shagged ran over it in one of them plaggy three wheeler fuckin pencil sharpener cars, Proper Shockin' as fuck."

Shockin' by fresh prince of bellend April 14, 2009

Stockings 

The Sexiest thing A Woman can wear.

Not to be confused with Pantyhose, Tights, or Leggins; Stocking start at the toes and continue up to the thigh. There are basically 2 types; Thigh High Stay Ups (have a built in elastic band to "stay up") and true Stockings. True stocking are normally 100% nylon or silk with no elastic bands. They require a Garter Belt to keep them in place.

Stocking are usually worn with a skirt and provide the ultimate tease to men when they get a glimse of the tops.

Stockings and high heels will always be the ultimate in "subtle sex appeal" for a high class woman.

Stockings by S Mc March 5, 2008

Shockprise 

Not quite a shock or surprise but both simultaneously because neither word "shock" or "surprise" fully explains the moment. Shockprise encapsulates the fun of surprise and the awe of a shock.

" The shockrpise of a donckeypunch nearly killed me!"

" It was a complete shockprise when we were walked in on by my husband."

Shockprise by Banana88 August 14, 2009

shocking the globe 

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.

i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.

shocking the globe by Joshee November 26, 2006

stockingstuffer 

a well endowed man who always pleases women,and he never fails to give a woman an orgasm..

god dayum stockingstuffer really stuffed my stocking

stockingstuffer by stockingstuffer October 15, 2009

Shocking 

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole

Woah that was shocking

Shocking by Dubiks February 8, 2019

stockings 

the sexiest female garment to cum on

can I cum on your stockings, darling?
sure, I've bought them for you to cum on

stockings by John_iyguuyg9o8 February 16, 2010