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4.
Not merely the sexual act where the index and middle fingers are thrust into the vagina while the pinky is jammed into the anus (a.k.a. "two in the bush, one in the tush," "two in the slit, one in the shit," "rockin' and rollin' with one in the colon," etc), but also the hand position used to perform said act (ring finger and thumb touching, all other fingers extended)-- especially when displayed in a context, such as a sporting event or school function, where it has absolutely nothing to do with actual digital penetration of a woman and everything to do with trying to impress one's friends with how unoriginal one is.
The pimple-faced teen, trying desperately to win the approval of his peers, flashed "the shocker" at the exact moment his yearbook photo was taken, despite the fact that he had never even seen a vagina in person, much less stuck his fingers in one, and that if he ever did, HE would be so "shocked" that he'd probably faint.
by The REAL Devil November 11, 2005
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2 in the beaver 1 in the cleaver
i shocked that slut
by pimpy longstocking December 27, 2003
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The Hand Symbol used at the University of Houston.

aka "The Cougar Sign"

The cougar sign, made by folding in the ring finger of the hand towards the palm, has several stories explaining its meaning. The true story of its origin, however, dates back to 1953, the first time UH played the University of Texas in football. Since this was their first meeting, members of Alpha Phi Omega, the service fraternity in charge of taking care of Shasta I, the university's mascot, brought her to the game. During the trip, Shasta's front paw was caught in the car door and one toe was cut off. At the game, members of the opposing team discovered what had happened and began taunting UH players by holding up their hands with the ring finger bent, saying UH's mascot was an invalid and so were our players. Texas went on to win this game 28-7. UH students were very upset by this and began using the sign as notice that they would never let UT forget the incident. Fifteen years later, at their second meeting, the UH Cougars, proudly holding up the now adopted symbol of UH pride, fought Texas to a 20-20

UH did not play Texas again for eight years, our first year as members of the Southwest Conference. The Cougars were on a mission, and in front of 77,809 spectators (at that time the largest crowd ever in attendance at Memorial Stadium) slammed the lid on the disgrace Texas had attempted to put upon UH 23 years earlier. The final score was the University of Houston Cougars, 30, the Texas Longhorns, 0.
"Shock 'em Coogs" -- What we Cougars say at sports functions
by Sleazy E March 23, 2005
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Australian slang (possibly used elsewhere).

Used to describe a person who is surprisingly foolish or inept. Not entirely derogatory - moreso a playful taunt.
"Geez, Joe, you're such a shocker!!"
(after Joe did something stupid)

"Wow, MJ had a real shocker in that game - he only scored 11 points!"
(a woeful sporting performance will often get this call)
by Mookie S July 27, 2005
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two in the pink, one in the stick
seriosly its fucking disgusting
by DOn March 28, 2005
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A paintball gun made by Smart Parts that is very common in tournament paintball
Dude, that Dynasty Shocker cost over $1100
by Swickster August 27, 2005
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A rip-off of the Matt Hardy "V1.0" sign that the index and middle fingers are together insted of being spread apart.

Two in the front, one in the back

Mexican Luchador who is currently in TNA
I saw a foam Shocker hand last summer and at first I thought it a foam V1.0 hand.

After I gave Morgan shocker, she wanted me to marry her.

Shocker is Alex Shelley's bitch. He is 1-2 against him.
by Mike August 27, 2005
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What to do on live TV and stuff
People doing the shocker in public
by Shockerman March 25, 2005
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