Not merely the sexual act where the index and middle fingers are thrust into the vagina while the pinky is jammed into the anus (a.k.a. "two in the bush, one in the tush," "two in the slit, one in the shit," "rockin' and rollin' with one in the colon," etc), but also the hand position used to perform said act (ring finger and thumb touching, all other fingers extended)-- especially when displayed in a context, such as a sporting event or school function, where it has absolutely nothing to do with actual digital penetration of a woman and everything to do with trying to impress one's friends with how unoriginal one is.
The pimple-faced teen, trying desperately to win the approval of his peers, flashed "the shocker" at the exact moment his yearbook photo was taken, despite the fact that he had never even seen a vagina in person, much less stuck his fingers in one, and that if he ever did, HE would be so "shocked" that he'd probably faint.
#finger #finger-bang #finger-fuck #digital penetration #spelunking
by The REAL Devil November 11, 2005
Extra Extra read all about it,
I wanna show ya kinda something new.
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
Here's something cool that'll work for you.
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
What I'm about to do will make you scream.
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,
in her hole so she screams

Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah woah the Shocker.

It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky thats brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won't stand.
Add your middle finger to a first and little,
and spread the shocker all across the land.

Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
you will learn this at school.
so pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah call the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
YEAH!!
man steel panther gave your mum the shocker
#steel #shocker #panther #pink #stink #finger #ass #vagina
by efle October 17, 2009
The element of suprise when sneaking one finger in the anus while fingering the vagina with two other fingers.
It was a total shocker when I put two in the gonorrhea and one in the diarrhea
#ass #fuck #finger #pussy #sniff #lick
by RIDGEBONE November 02, 2007
origional, two in the pink with one in the stink
this has been a dream of mine to add this...

shocker..

two in the lust with one in the crust......
#shocker #shocker kiss #shocken #shocked #shockenaw
by MARK FROM N.J. October 05, 2009
one who shoots fire from his penis if for no other reason than immortal super powers explained or otherwise. one who shoots electrical current from his penis for reason tied to and not tied to use of barbiturates in conjunction with pabst blue ribbon. one who can jump start a diesel front end loader with his penis.
yo, dude give yer girl the shocker?

eff no, dude IS the shocker.
#fire penis #coal pole #electric company #monkey wrench #cattle prod
by stu in the zoo April 25, 2006
A hand sign denoting finger-sex.
The shocker is two to rock her, one to shock her.
#shock #rock #fock #fuck #fingerfuck #cock #shocker
by Alex Phillips August 14, 2007
The SHOCKER is every womans friend. It's when you suprize her while fingering her with your pointer and middle finger and then slip your pinky finger in her ass without her permission. This will give her a sense of violation as she will start gyrationg to the shocker cuz it feels so good. Fingering her pussy and ass hole at the same time.
I was getting her warmed up with two fingers and pulled the wild card out and my pinky finger to hit her ass at the same time. At first she was shocked then she fucked my .....fingers. She just recieved the shocker. two in the grass and one in the ass.
#ass #fingering #pussy #sex. shock #suprise #oops #same time
by jgiddy99 January 13, 2007
When A person is having sex and he accidentally slips it up her butt.
He gave me a shocker jessica!
#spocker #slip up #fingering #sex #fisting
by That Black Girl June 06, 2015
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