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4.
Not merely the sexual act where the index and middle fingers are thrust into the vagina while the pinky is jammed into the anus (a.k.a. "two in the bush, one in the tush," "two in the slit, one in the shit," "rockin' and rollin' with one in the colon," etc), but also the hand position used to perform said act (ring finger and thumb touching, all other fingers extended)-- especially when displayed in a context, such as a sporting event or school function, where it has absolutely nothing to do with actual digital penetration of a woman and everything to do with trying to impress one's friends with how unoriginal one is.
The pimple-faced teen, trying desperately to win the approval of his peers, flashed "the shocker" at the exact moment his yearbook photo was taken, despite the fact that he had never even seen a vagina in person, much less stuck his fingers in one, and that if he ever did, HE would be so "shocked" that he'd probably faint.
by The REAL Devil November 11, 2005
 
8.
A sexual act performed on a female by penetrating the vagina with the index and middle finger while simotaniously inserting the pinky finger into the anus. Extensive sanitation of the pinky finger is required after performing such an act.
two below the clit, one covered in shit.
two gettin kinky with my pinky in her stinky.
two in the jelly, one gettin smelly.
two gettin freaky while one is being sneaky.
two in juice, one in the caboose.
two havin fun with one tryin to run.
rockin and rollin while finger fuckin her colon.
two for the snatch, one for the hatch.

"After i gave her the shocker, i had to scrape shit out from underneath my fingernail."
by The 1 and Only March 03, 2006
 
9.
2 in the snapper, one in the crapper.
by Bradb1986 March 02, 2008
 
10.
An NCAA Division 1 College located in Wichita, Kansas. School nickmame - "Shockers"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Gonna watch the Shockers light up Tennessee in the NCAA b-ball tournament"
by Joh Anthony August 16, 2006
 
11.
Two for the glory, one for the story!!!!
I was spitting game at her for a while. We danced for two and a half songs, then made out for half a song. We went upstairs to some bedroom. She wouldn't give me dome after like half an hour, and honestly it was getting kind of boring. I was like "fuck it, i'll give 'er the shocker." You should have seen her eyes light up. HIGH 5!!
by jockoB February 26, 2007
 
12.
the traditional method of poking a girl
where 2 go in the pink and one goes in the stink.
i gave your mither the shocker
by the penis monster January 14, 2009
 
13.
A term used to describe an obvious fact. Used to describe something, a situation, someone or an abstract that is obvious and of known quantity. Corrolary is "like...duh! We knew that"
"Jodie Foster just came out of the closet...shocker!"
"Zed said he was going to the bar for a beer...shocker!...he does that every day."
"Jenna said she wasn't going back to him after cheating on her....shocker!...I saw them yesterday leaving the adult book store"
by aquarius2669 May 01, 2008
 
14.
The element of suprise when sneaking one finger in the anus while fingering the vagina with two other fingers.
It was a total shocker when I put two in the gonorrhea and one in the diarrhea
by RIDGEBONE November 02, 2007