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When you don't want to cock her, give her the shocker.
by The Kid Doc D December 01, 2005
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Extra Extra read all about it,
I wanna show ya kinda something new.
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
Here's something cool that'll work for you.
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
What I'm about to do will make you scream.
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,
in her hole so she screams

Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah woah the Shocker.

It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky thats brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won't stand.
Add your middle finger to a first and little,
and spread the shocker all across the land.

Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
you will learn this at school.
so pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah call the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
YEAH!!
man steel panther gave your mum the shocker
by efle October 17, 2009
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Check out americanshocker.com
by Bradb1986 March 02, 2008
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A term used to describe an obvious fact. Used to describe something, a situation, someone or an abstract that is obvious and of known quantity. Corrolary is "like...duh! We knew that"
"Jodie Foster just came out of the closet...shocker!"
"Zed said he was going to the bar for a beer...shocker!...he does that every day."
"Jenna said she wasn't going back to him after cheating on her....shocker!...I saw them yesterday leaving the adult book store"
by aquarius2669 May 01, 2008
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An NCAA Division 1 College located in Wichita, Kansas. School nickmame - "Shockers"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Gonna watch the Shockers light up Tennessee in the NCAA b-ball tournament"
by Joh Anthony August 16, 2006
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one who shoots fire from his penis if for no other reason than immortal super powers explained or otherwise. one who shoots electrical current from his penis for reason tied to and not tied to use of barbiturates in conjunction with pabst blue ribbon. one who can jump start a diesel front end loader with his penis.
yo, dude give yer girl the shocker?

eff no, dude IS the shocker.
by stu in the zoo April 25, 2006
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Two for the glory, one for the story!!!!
I was spitting game at her for a while. We danced for two and a half songs, then made out for half a song. We went upstairs to some bedroom. She wouldn't give me dome after like half an hour, and honestly it was getting kind of boring. I was like "fuck it, i'll give 'er the shocker." You should have seen her eyes light up. HIGH 5!!
by jockoB February 26, 2007
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