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1. jam-shocked
to be jam-shocked: the inability to drive faster than 40 m/h even though the traffic jam has dissolved completely
I could not make it to work in time again. The I5 was completely jam-shocked after rush hour.
2. Perma-shocked
When ones face is built in a way that makes them looked like they are permanently shocked.
Deb: OMG SARAH WHAT SHOCKING EVENT HAPPENED?!
Sarah: .. Uhm nothing..
Blair:(whispers to Deb)She's just perma-shocked.
3. Bottle Shocked
The adjective describing someone who is shocked and or appalled by the drastic changes given to the Propel Water's new appearance. Person Usually feels faint, and may even vomit in some cases.
Boy 1: Hey check out Propels new bottles, they're adorable!

Boy 2: *throws up*

Boy 1: oooh.....must be Bottle Shocked, poor lad.
4. EKK!
an expression which is shown using visual action.
EKK-ing is placing one hand over your mouth, in a surprised manner- to show that you are either :
a) shocked
b) can't believe you just heard/or said something
c) embarrassed
d) trying to be cute and innocent.
"I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A FIFTY POUND NOTE!"
(the person who says this uses the EKK! by putting their hand over their mouths because they are :
a) shocked
b) embarrased)
5. pussy shocked
When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.
Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.
6. Pussy Shocked
Someone who never gets pussy, and then finally see's one and get scared, or panics, or does not know what to do.
And are therefore Pussy Shocked.
Dude, I was about to get my dick wet for the 1st time last night. She got naked and came to me ... But then I go PUSSY SHOCKED and blanked.
7. focked
when someone is fake shocked

Stephy says:
haha

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you look shocked

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you can' be that surprised

Stephy says:
no im not

Stephy says:
im faking shocked... 'focked'

Stephy says:
lol

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you're focked?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you've focked yourself?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i'm shocked

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
are you really shocked or just pretending?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i don't know

Stephy says:
because if youre just pretending

Stephy says:
then you're focked too

Stephy says:
hahah

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
are you saying you focked me?

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
yes

Stephy says:
i believe so

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i didn't even notice

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
that needs to go in urban dicionary

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
may already be there

Stephy says:
lol but not under the meaning 'fake shocked'
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