| 1. | Shocked-it | ||
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Someone who makes an error in judgement. Jeff leaves work early.
Paul shouts out just as Jeff leaves the building. "Jeff you Shocked-it !" |
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| 2. | hutch it | ||
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To take a story or joke to the extreme and throw it completely over the edge of any moral standards or proper behavior.
To totally take a joke to a place that is SO WRONG that the room just stares in silence shell-shocked. "Once I broke my buddy's hand because we thought we could open a beer bottle in the woods by smacking it with a 2x4. Of course that didn't work, and his hand needed lots of stitches."
Followed by (here's the to "hutch it"): "No, that's not what happened. You all were in the woods and needed the beer bottle opened but instead of doing that, he got down and gave you a blowjob." <cue the odd and awkward silence> |
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| 3. | jam-shocked | ||
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to be jam-shocked: the inability to drive faster than 40 m/h even though the traffic jam has dissolved completely I could not make it to work in time again. The I5 was completely jam-shocked after rush hour.
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| 4. | turnt it up | ||
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The phrase was said by the infamous LIL MAMA on the show "america's next best dance crew" on MTV, obviously. One of the groups(super crew) to be exact really shocked her by their sweet dancin' skillz, evidently she didn't know what to say other then .. "YA'LL TURNT IT UP"
Basically, it's when someone does something so unremarkably amazing that there's nothing left to say other then them turntin it up. You're either a natural turnt it or you're not. Sadly some people are natural turn it down's.. they can redeem themselves but it'll take a lot of practice and energy. Lil Mama: I don't know what to say, ya'll turnt it up!
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| 5. | Shocked-shocked | ||
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A sarcastic way to express shock at a revelation that is actually not shocking because everybody knew it already.
Used with a healthy dose of irony, the phrase was first uttered in the film Casablanca. Wall street was shocked-shocked to learn that Goldman Sachs was scamming investors on a massive scale.
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| 6. | Shower Shock | ||
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"Shower Shock" normally happens on chilly winter mornings. "Shower Shock" is when your shower, showers extreme hot or extreme cold water, intermittently, there by making you cry out 'UuUhh..' when hot water burns you and then cry out 'AHhhh' when cold water pierces you. If this showering sequence, happens 4 times or more in 42 seconds, then one is under "Shower Shock". Essentially it is a protest tactics deployed by intelligent under/over used showers on the showeree which could potentially lead to hyper activity Dude! I was shower shocked this morning, i guess i should just have a decaf without sugar. Caffeine, on top of Shower Shock, is going to make me Hyper Hyper Active!!!
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| 7. | turtle shells | ||
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a drug that can seriously mess you up. some say it comes from the eggs shells of turtles from madagacar so that's why it's so hard to get, but others claim it's made by heating up a very rare certain type of fungus, one that when it is heated, takes a form similar to that of the shell of a turtle. taking one turtle shell can greatly increase dopamine uptake in the brain and send the user on an unbelievable trip. there are no known addictive properties, however there can be damaging long-term effects to the brain and CNS. Man, I did turtle shells last week, and it was the most insane trip I have ever been on...I was absolutely shell-shocked.
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