| 1. | shock-ed | ||
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The essance of understanding someone else's shock towards a subject. I understood how jessie was shock-ed by the facts she found out.
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| 2. | copter shock | ||
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the action of using a flying assault vehicle while playing an online multiplayer game to devastate opposing players. This action isn't restricted to online multiplayer matches; a game's npcs can also copter shock during its campaign or extra missions. To rain down punishment from the sky. I can't believe that jerk copter shock(ed) us to wiin the match!
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| 3. | Windows F'ed in the A | ||
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On newer computers with Windows 2000 and XP, there is a keyboard shortcut "Windows + F". This shortcut will bring up a search window when pressed once. When held, however, multiple (into the hundreds and even thousands) of search windows will appear. The time held directly correlates with the number of search windows to appear. When held long enough, the computer may crash and may even need a restart. This is something done in many schools to screw around and pull a prank on a fellow, and later on, pissed off, classmate. It also adds an extra shock when one turns off the monitor making an unsuspecting victim.
Teachers are always stumped when they see this dilemma, and usually suggest restarting, thinking the computer just freaking out. Uneducated users also don't know "Ctrl + W" and "Alt + F4" can be held to very quickly get rid of this problem. However, these shortcuts will not solve the problem if it is held long enough to crash. Teacher: Why don't you come up to the board and show us this model.
Student 1: *Walks up to board* Student 2: (Whilst student 1 is at board) *Presses and holds "Windows + F" for an extended period of time, then turns off monitor* Student 1: *Walks back and turns on monitor, seeing the hundreds of search windows* "Son of a biiiitch, I got Windows F'ed in the A" |
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| 4. | Uncyclopedia | ||
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An amusing site that doesn't rely solely on shock value , porn pictures and excessive profanity for "teh lulz".
It explains how to be funny and not just stupid. ED is good for a chuckle , but all the dead baby jokes and memes get old after awhile. Uncyclopedia is funnier IMO.
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| 5. | Amplisate, -ed, -(pl.)s | ||
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Verb: To startle or surprise with a loud sound.
From amplify or amplifier (Latin root "amplus), and "satus", the Latin word for "startle" Amplisate, -ed, -(pl.)s
Turn down the volume before you turn on the music or you may get amplisated. Don't amplisate me while I'm driving. This iPod amplisates me every time I use it! |
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| 6. | TS^2 | ||
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Toxic shock syndrome. When a lazy female is on her period and she leaves a tampon in her vagina for 3 or more days without removal; ignoring all the warning labels. Thus causing bacterial toxins to build up until she develops the rare and serious illness making her turn into an even bigger bitch. Ed: "Sally's being a total bitch, what's her deal?"
Tom: "She's ts squarin (ts^2)!" Ed: "Totally" |
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| 7. | M-Night-Shayamalan'ed | ||
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When one player in a two (or more) person storytelling bonanza rapidly brings the story to a hault with an unexpected, yet, perfectly flawless twist or sequence of events that tie up all the loose ends; leaving the other person in a state of shock and awe. "Little did they know that the small, yet thrifty scotsman had REALLY ingested a pseudo *amulet* as a means to cover-up his real death by erotic asphyxiation and had actually sold the true diamond gem to Gerald the meerkat after his lucrative return from space, which he then used to buy his family's freedom back in Cairo where they were being held hostage by the confused Walrus's parents who sought the diamond *amulet* for it's mystical 'hat - to - rabbit' magical properties in the hopes of presenting it to their son (whose only dream it was to some day own a rabbit), as a means to make amends for the years of land-dwelling socialization they had forced upon him in the desert."
".........wow, you totally just M-Night-Shayamalan'ed me" |
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