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a person who is too old to have sex
shes so old i bet shes a shnub
by chris nnalson May 05, 2008
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you cant have sex, your such a shnub

go away; snub!

ewwww you became a shnub, haha you cant get pregnant now.
by chris nnalson May 05, 2008
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an abnormally large vulva that makes it look like she has a dick.
Lindsey has a waddling shnub!
by Sad Ham April 24, 2005
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