a fat man with small balls
Leigh Brandt (Teo's brother)
by jonny October 03, 2004
Top Definition
Shnook undoubtedly derives from the Yiddish "schnook" meaning an easily victimized person; i.e., "the poor schnook gave his banking information to an internet scammer." But in American usage over the years, "shnook" has come to mean a person that behaves in a mischievous or naughty way. For example, small children are "shnooks" when they misbehave. Politicians are "shnooks" when they get involved in scandals.

1. My shnook kid won't go to bed on time.
2. The shnook was cheating on his wife.
3. That no-good shnook auditor was embezzling money.
by EBKennel October 09, 2007
1. A very annoying person/animal/thing

2. A dumb person

3. A rude person

4. Adj. shnooky - annoying, dumb, or rude
1. I can't tolerate the shnook in my math class.

2. Person1: what's the 3rd root of 125?

Person2: 25!

Person1: don't be a shnook man, it's five!

3. Person A (bumps into Person B): Sorry!

Person B: watch where you're going you blind bastard!

Person A: don't be a shnook, I apologized nicely!

4. It's absolutely shnooky when someone lets out a dhussi and doesn't apologize!!
by PandagaMuggu January 12, 2014
(Safe Haven Nook) A cozy place to relax and be alone.
I had a really long day, so I'm really looking forward to returning to my shnook to wrap myself in a blanket and binge watch Netflix with no end in sight.
by ruchelsworld February 10, 2015
The act of rubbing someones chin affectionately, because they are acting cute or are just cute in general.
I just shnooks'd billy cos he is such a cute kid
by Lil Cutie Pie January 29, 2012
Is actually a nickname for the bassist from EverClear. Is not a screen name for a perverted teenager.
Shnooks likes Yaoi.

Shnooks is so cute!
by Shnooks July 12, 2004
A term used in the game of chance 'Pick the Gun'. It is the name given to the gun which has been picked by the player who is 'it'. It is then every other player's job to select one of the guns on the table. According to the rules, the player who picks the Shnook must use it to shoot his or her mother dead.
Harold, unfortunately, that water pistol is the shnook. You'd better free up the next week or so in your schedule.
by CEO of 'Pick-the-Gun INC.' January 09, 2011
It is an asshole or a complete jerkoff!
Which one of you shnooks took my shit?
by Dan February 27, 2005
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