a certain way to say shit or oh shit without really cursing. works well in front of children.
when junior broke my bong, i yelled out "oh shnaps u little friggin a-hole" i was so pissed, but luckily i caught myself from cursing just in time.
by flava b (bernie mac) November 21, 2008
The act of taking a shit and napping at the same time. Usually done in office work settings, the shnap allows one to nap at work without getting hassled by the boss.
I was mad drunk last night, so I had to take an hour shnap in the handicap stall(ahh shnap).
by dale_e3 August 05, 2005
When one takes a nap while sitting on the toilet. The shnap generally occurs at the work place and is the result of over eating, a bad hangover, boredom or a combination of the three. In order for one to take a shnap, he/she does not need to actually take a shit. The purpose of the shnap is that toilet may be the only place an employee can nap during the day.
I was so hungover on Friday that I went and took a shnap around lunch time. When I woke up 15min later I tried to stand up, but my legs were completely asleep, so I sat down and took another shnap.
by mountie21 October 14, 2009
When one falls asleep on the toilet for a short period of time, often while taking a shit.
Phil was found on the toilet in the morning, as excessive drinking often causes him to take a shnap.
by Andrew Ballance October 11, 2007
The act of a person having a shit prior to going for a nap. This is usually done after a night of heavy binge drinking or a morning of strenuous activities.
Leigh felt that going for a "shnap" before going to her parent in laws house was completely necessary, not only will she be refreshed but would also feel no urges to go for number 2 time whilst there. One may consider this as a tactical "Shnap"
by CrummieBunt October 23, 2013
To take a brief nap while taking a long shit, usually because one is so dehydrated while simultaneously very tired.
Jay took a nice shnap at the Kroeger since he refused to use even the VIP port-o-sans on the last day of Summer Camp
by TroyMcClure June 02, 2010
A shnap is when you tell everyone you are going to take a shit and instead you take a nap on the toilet.
Oh man this lecture is long, im gonna go take a shnap
by Inkling1987 July 15, 2010
The act of napping while showering.
Today has been such a tiring day, I'm going to go take a nice long shnap!
by shnapp.lover March 13, 2011

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