The act of quickly inserting one's finger into an unsuspecting victim's bummhole while shrieking "SHMY!"
Girl 1: I think that guy behind us with the backwards Blue Jays hat is about to shmy me.
Girl 2: Ya he already shmyed me
Guy 1: *inserts finger into clothed bummhole* SHMY!
Girl 2: Ya he already shmyed me
Guy 1: *inserts finger into clothed bummhole* SHMY!
by shmy September 9, 2011
This is east coast Jewish slang meaning to "look' or "shop" in a store, business or any place where goods are for sale without buying.
"Shmyer" also can imply being a "bottom feeder" or one that is always looking for sale items and is not hampered by any guilt to ask to purchased an item for below bargain or advertised prices.
"Shmyer" also can imply being a "bottom feeder" or one that is always looking for sale items and is not hampered by any guilt to ask to purchased an item for below bargain or advertised prices.
"Hello, may I help you?". "No that's OK, I'm just shmying around."
" What did you get at Macy's?" " Nothing I just went in to kill time and shmy."
" What did you get at Macy's?" " Nothing I just went in to kill time and shmy."
by SeaPilot June 25, 2009