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5.
a stupid person, someone who is stupid adjective
you are a shmuck for pulling that stunt.
by eraoner April 08, 2007
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1.
The Foreskin that is removed from the Penis during a circumcision is the correct definition of shmuck.
Only a shmuck would would would stand up a woman on a date.
by AJK March 01, 2004
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2.
(Yiddish)
a) A penis.
b) An annoying person.
"I was planning this party for weeks, and this Shmuck comes and ruined it !!"
by anonymous August 12, 2003
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3.
(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.
Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.
by TuneEsq January 27, 2003
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4.
Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases
Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths
by Alex February 13, 2003
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6.
1. Slang for penis

2. An annoying person.
Look at the shmuck on that horse!
by Bobby Leeford August 25, 2008
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7.
a worthless excuse for a human being inept of usefulness in a drunken stupor of self existence.... So true infact that if Ashton Kutcher went back in time and killed said "shmuck", he would be suprised to know that in the future there will be no consequences (ie. butterfly effect) for said individual and no significant change for the loss of their existence
Guy #1: i would help you but im very busy today folding my eviction notice into a paper airplane....

Guy #2: Your a Shmuck!
by IdontlieMonica November 29, 2009
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