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1. An idiot; generally: a person who is always wasting your time with their stupid, unattentive and redundant (i.e. repetitious) questions
2. An expletive relating to something banal, pathetic, or without consequence. Used similary to "Joe Shmo".

The word is formed by the condensation of "schmuck" (Yiddish for "dick") and "smote" (English for the past participle of the verb "to smite").
1. C.C. keeps coming over here to bother me with her nagging, "I'm going to ride your ass" questions. I wish I didn't work with such a shmote.
3. Let's say one client company, Shmote Investment Firm A, wanted to implement this functionality.
by BK Dymacel January 16, 2006

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