(Verb) To shmooze is for a a male to prepare fully and meticulously before going out to a club, bar or restaurant. It often involves 'slicking' one's hair back using product, water and a comb. 'Shmoozing' is seen by many as an art.
"Howard hurry up and shmooze, the taxi will be in here in 10 minutes"
"Howard you must have had a great shmooze, because your slick back hair is looking so god damn nice"
"I'm just off for a shmooze - the birds will appreciate it later"
v. Meaningless chit-chat. Making your acquaintence.
What a pretty girl. I think I'll go shmooze.
(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile
I schmooze the last piece of cheesecake
Yiddish: 1. To chill, talk or mingle with people.
2. To catch up with somebody you haven't talked to in a while.
Can also be spelled as: smooze or smooz
Yo Chaim, lets go shmooze with the shiksas over there.
(verb) To awkwardly bull sh*t your way through in an important situation. Sometimes involves sucking up.
Dude, you totally shmoozed her.
the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes
ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.