lil shmoops 

when a mom and dad shmoops have a baby

wanna make a lil shmoops

lil shmoops by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016

Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

shmoopie 

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.

You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.

shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006

shmoobs 

Seriously Huge Manboobs!

Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!

shmoobs by koworot April 28, 2013

pokey shloops 

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.

Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.

pokey shloops by 'rynside July 26, 2008

Shmoopy 

A sickening-sweet term of endearment, as used back & forth by Jerry Seinfeld and his girlfriend. Usage of this sugar-laiden nickname can bring ones friends near to the point of vomit.

"Hi, Shmoopy-Shmoopy-Shmoopy!!"

Shmoopy by Joe Mancini December 22, 2003

shmoop 

a website that summarizes and analyzes books for lazy students who really dont want to do it themselves

dude, i really dont understand this book at all.
shmoop it.

shmoop by kdepasquo137 August 27, 2013