Shmoigel 

1. A basket of green fruit, but not pears, as pears are forbidden
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes

Hey, have a shmoigel on the house!

Oi you, shut up you shmoigel

Shmoigel by Jeff shreeves June 10, 2017

shmingy

pronounced shming ee or SHminG-E like one would pronounce 'sing-E' with a SHM instead of just s

An extraordinarily odd person. A person differing from the 'norm' but it's intention is not politically incorrect, for example, someone of a race outside of your own, a different sex from your own etc, cannot be a 'shmingy'. Where as someone who hikes their pants up to their arm pits, wears no socks and has the brightest of pink shoes on, can be considered a 'shmingy' Everyone knows a shmingy. Not to be used in a derogatory way, ie; a 'shmingy' cannot refer to someone odd for reasons of a disability, mental or otherwise. It's to be used in the context of 'weirdo' or 'strange' person.

"check out shmingy over there in the plaid bicycle shorts and black knee high socks" or "what a shmingy"

shmingy by Shawndhi August 31, 2008

Shmoigle 

A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday

I gave a shmoigle to my Jewish neighbour for their birthday

Shmoigle by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019

Shminged

An adjective insinuating that an individual or a group people want to get heavily intoxicated with the alcohol substance.
Used mainly by people who consider themselves to be "Hard" and spend all day doing the above.

"Hey James, do you fancy getting fuckin' shminged tonight myett"

"Yeah man, when are we gonna get on it you mad dog twatter"

Shminged by XlX ???? XLX April 15, 2010

Schmoing

When you kiss and you miss.

Last time we schmoinged by accident.

Schmoing by Neobot October 27, 2005

smoing

Misspelled word for 'smoking'.

person a: wtf are u smoing
person b: it's smoking dumbass

smoing by daktour_noob January 8, 2022

shmying 

This is east coast Jewish slang meaning to "look' or "shop" in a store, business or any place where goods are for sale without buying.

"Shmyer" also can imply being a "bottom feeder" or one that is always looking for sale items and is not hampered by any guilt to ask to purchased an item for below bargain or advertised prices.

"Hello, may I help you?". "No that's OK, I'm just shmying around."

" What did you get at Macy's?" " Nothing I just went in to kill time and shmy."

shmying by SeaPilot June 25, 2009