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2.
The type of girl you can bring home to your mom, yet still shmests around.

Bodicular rash that may be contracted when exposed to the sun.
you're not tipsy. you're not wasted. thats right, you're shmested
by shmest August 22, 2010
 
1.
the stylistic hybrid of the shirt-vest
I didn't know if he was wearing a t-shirt or not because of his shmest.
by andrewthebruin August 26, 2008