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The crust the grows under an uncircumsized penis. Boogery and gross. Andrew Jiras eats shmegma.
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Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell. Your shmegma smells!
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A incorrect spelling of smegma. However a somewhat common error. I gave my cousin a smegma version of a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping last night because he set me up with a swamp donkey that kicked me in the nuts when I gave her a jersey turnpike
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The improper spelling of smegma. Can be used as an insult to characterize a person's attitude, qualities, or cheese on their genitalia. My roommate is such a shmegma! He needs to stop stealing my shampoo.
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Any sort of unknown jelly like substance. my new shoes got shmegma on them on the way to work.
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A culmination of ass hair, sweat, and dirt which builds up on your taint when there is a lack of proper washing for a few days. When a soldier is in the field and showers are very scarce, shmegma makes for a good spread for the wheat bread found in MRE's.
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Flouids and other disgusting things that come out of a beaten dead chinease womens mouth. First you must find a partner as sick as you are then you must find a recently deceased chinease women, then you must hang her from a tree by her feet after one person gets a baseball bat and proceeds to whack her in the stoumach what comes out of the copses mouth thus far is shmegma.
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a cottage cheese like substance inside the inner flap of a dirty vagina nigga, i was fuckin this bad bitch and this shmega shit came all over my dick
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