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Shmeal Theory 

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.
History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"
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derived from shmek, derived from shmok, derived from shmok'n'apancake
"hey man you want a shmeg?"
"I need a shmeg right now"
shmeg by TROTTER FETISH November 15, 2019
A slang word for the Alameda, a small city in the Bay, famous for that one in-n-out.
Yo Molly, so are we rollin’ up to the Shmeda tonight?
Shmeda by kkswizz May 13, 2021
Noun
1. An individual or group (plural) demonstrating intrusive or otherwise unappealing behaviors characteristic of popular mainstream culture/society.

2. A tourist.

see also: Shmeagery
A display of loud, raucous, obnoxious, or obstreperous behavior by any one or more persons, particularly in a setting that is otherwise tranquil or remote.
This hidden beach is so beautiful. Too bad it’s become overrun with shmeags

I’d love to go to that concert, but I don’t think I could handle the shmeagery.
Shmeag by ofamountain August 23, 2018

Shmeigal 

to be awkward, weird, random, and shmeigally.

can also be shortened to "shmeig".

used to describe someone.
"Omg look at Jenn dancing"
"Hahahaha she's such a shmeigal"
Shmeigal by shmeigallyshmeigal October 1, 2012
Kobi stop being such a goddam shmegela
shmegela by ButStuf69 February 25, 2021

shmegula hoe 

A thot that looks basic and regular but still get niggas or bitches
Sarah:I fucked your man
Dana:I don’t give a fuck!you just some shmegula hoe
shmegula hoe by Victoria118 June 2, 2018