from the root word shmegli
1. the act of rejecting a compliment persistently
2. being inappropriately drunk and asking anyone in your vicinity to touch your genitalia
3. blacking out and trying to take off another man's pants
4. pleasuring oneself in a laundry room
2. It has also started to be used more and more to mean someone who is happy to be ignorant. It's sort of a blend of sheeple and schmucks.
2. Those shmegs in the US actually went out and voted for Bush for a second term.
Believed to have been first used by Kent; the asshole owner of true value foods on quadra island.
"This prep counter is covered in schmeg, make sure you wipe it off before you leave today and you'll be stylin."