nerd, geek, "wanna-be", wanna-be Dope Person, someone trying too hard to be Cool, someone that wears pajamas with nikes, TAY ZONDAY,Someone that embarrasses themselves in public, someone that embarasses YOU in public, the list goes on....

A: Aye bruh you see that kid with his fake J's...

B: yeah i see him

A: watta shmeet


A: bro! you see tay zonday perform chocolate rain on the Tonight show??

B: yeah what about it

A: He looked like a straight up SHMEET!!!


A: Bro, the girl i liked caught me picking my nose

B: your a Shmeet for that one!!! shmeety ass nigga!
by mr.rager November 11, 2010
Top Definition
slang for cock,penis etc
I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass
by mrs.swanson October 11, 2006
A very small penis
Your girlfriend told me you had a shmeet
by Somekidfromschool May 15, 2015
an adjective that describes something as being extra small
His shirt was extra shmeet.
by Cornelius Hubbard Jr. July 10, 2008
A small penis or 'small meat', combining into shmeet.
Bro you got a shmeet?
Nah bro, I bet derek does though.
by UnShmeet January 19, 2016

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