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1.
a funny thing to say when theres nothing to say. a good thing to say when theres akward silences.
by Chexican1234 September 13, 2009
 
2.
One who covets material possessions above human relationships.
Shmeegal loves his fancy DSLR Camera doesn't he... He calls it his "precious." Don't touch Shmeegal's precious, he'll go all shmeegily on you...
by the_knish January 14, 2011