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8.
a brown-haired girl who lives in buttfuck nowhere and is awkward af around boys.
"damn emily lewis is such a shmee!"

"yeah man, everyone knows that"
by emily69 October 19, 2012
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9.
A replacement word. Often used similarly to the way one uses "thing" to describe an object who's name has been temporarily forgotten. Unlike "thing" however, when using "Shmee" a positive connotation is given to the speakers forgetfulness.

Shmee is often accompanied by a short description of the intended object, or simply defined by where the speaker is pointing.
Bob has a Brainfart and forgets what a wrench is. (just for a second)

Without the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that thing right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this thing? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the thing!"

Sally: You forgot what a wrench is called?

Bob your pathetic.
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With the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that Shmee right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this Shmee? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the Shmee!"

Sally: Hey Bob, after your done with that Shmee, wanna come help me with my Shmee over here? ;)

now don't that just sound sexy... ^_^
by Ubar Saroyan February 25, 2011
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10.
Another word for cute or adorable
"Hey Natalie, Look at that Norman the hamster"

"Aww he's sooooo shmee Emma"
by Ematalie Wheelsdale September 24, 2009
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11.
another word for "oh no"
"Shmee! There is a burning bag of hawthorne heights (dog feces) on my porch!"
by R.D.Signorino May 30, 2007
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12.
A word that really chill people scream at the top of their lungs in a very loud, obnoxious, sound with a slight asian accent.
It is usually used for answering a question positivley.
"Are you going to the party tonight"
he/she then replys
" Yaah kid party, Shmee"
by Witz Ked Yaah May 27, 2009
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13.
an uncircumcised penis. usually containing shmegma in the folds.
"Nice Shmee, Barry Goldstein!"

"He insulted our family's mahtzah recipe, so I whipped him in the face with my shmee!"
by Shmurtis April 19, 2009
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14.
A word that expresses aggravation, angst, or exasperation, (usually directed towards the opposite sex or your strange roommate.)
Derived from the Schowalewski family.
"Julia, we're out of macaroni and cheese"

-"Shmee"
by JillyJingles January 02, 2009
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