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a brown-haired girl who lives in buttfuck nowhere and is awkward af around boys.
"damn emily lewis is such a shmee!"

"yeah man, everyone knows that"
by emily69 October 19, 2012
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A replacement word. Often used similarly to the way one uses "thing" to describe an object who's name has been temporarily forgotten. Unlike "thing" however, when using "Shmee" a positive connotation is given to the speakers forgetfulness.

Shmee is often accompanied by a short description of the intended object, or simply defined by where the speaker is pointing.
Bob has a Brainfart and forgets what a wrench is. (just for a second)

Without the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that thing right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this thing? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the thing!"

Sally: You forgot what a wrench is called?

Bob your pathetic.
With the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that Shmee right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this Shmee? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the Shmee!"

Sally: Hey Bob, after your done with that Shmee, wanna come help me with my Shmee over here? ;)

now don't that just sound sexy... ^_^
by Ubar Saroyan February 25, 2011
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Another word for cute or adorable
"Hey Natalie, Look at that Norman the hamster"

"Aww he's sooooo shmee Emma"
by Ematalie Wheelsdale September 24, 2009
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another word for "oh no"
"Shmee! There is a burning bag of hawthorne heights (dog feces) on my porch!"
by R.D.Signorino May 30, 2007
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A word that really chill people scream at the top of their lungs in a very loud, obnoxious, sound with a slight asian accent.
It is usually used for answering a question positivley.
"Are you going to the party tonight"
he/she then replys
" Yaah kid party, Shmee"
by Witz Ked Yaah May 27, 2009
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an uncircumcised penis. usually containing shmegma in the folds.
"Nice Shmee, Barry Goldstein!"

"He insulted our family's mahtzah recipe, so I whipped him in the face with my shmee!"
by Shmurtis April 19, 2009
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A word that expresses aggravation, angst, or exasperation, (usually directed towards the opposite sex or your strange roommate.)
Derived from the Schowalewski family.
"Julia, we're out of macaroni and cheese"

by JillyJingles January 02, 2009
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