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25.
a term you use when you want to get a queers attention.... kinda like a friend of mine by the name of spencer. He is such a shmee.
"Look at that faggot over there"
"yeah he prolly sucks balls"
"talk about a real shmee"
by Slimslope May 11, 2006
 
1.
1. a common domesticated feline pet.
2. a feline of ANY species.
That is one big furry shmee over there.
by DMW576 July 15, 2006
 
2.
expressing glee; happiness. a word said when one may be hyper
SHMEE! dude! she's got pockets in her shoes!

shmee! i was driving in my shmeehicle eating shmeetos.
by fatal long lost love October 04, 2007
 
3.
A multipurpose term that can express joy or disappointment.
Only the truly awesome can interpret.
Shmee. We're out of chimmy changas.
Shmee! I solved Iceland's economic crisis and found a dolphin separated from its pod all in one day!
by Bert loves Smeagol August 04, 2010
 
4.
An ultimate way of living life by following the beat of the earth, blocking out bad and taking in amazingness. Living life flying high. For more info. look into the book "How to be Shmee".

"You are so Shmee"
by Author of "how to be Shmee" March 09, 2009
 
5.
A misspelling of the character Smee from the Peter Pan stories. It could also be Smee's name spoken by one with a lisp.
lulz. I love the scene from the 1991 movie Hook, when Shmee says, "Shmee! Shmee! Shmee. What about Shmee? Shmee's me. What about me?"
by Was_Abi February 05, 2011
 
6.
A replacement word. Often used similarly to the way one uses "thing" to describe an object who's name has been temporarily forgotten. Unlike "thing" however, when using "Shmee" a positive connotation is given to the speakers forgetfulness.

Shmee is often accompanied by a short description of the intended object, or simply defined by where the speaker is pointing.
Bob has a Brainfart and forgets what a wrench is. (just for a second)

Without the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that thing right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this thing? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the thing!"

Sally: You forgot what a wrench is called?

Bob your pathetic.
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With the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that Shmee right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this Shmee? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the Shmee!"

Sally: Hey Bob, after your done with that Shmee, wanna come help me with my Shmee over here? ;)

now don't that just sound sexy... ^_^
by Ubar Saroyan February 25, 2011
 
7.
adj. an utterance exclaimed in a high pitched voice, used to ensue happinness and joy.
The word originated from the under water language of Shrumpi, spoken by Shrimp, and Seagulls. (Also used as a mating call by cniderians)
"Hey Ryan you look very cute today you sweet little muffin."
"Shmee!"
by Ryann8 March 19, 2007