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Schmedium 

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.
Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.
Schmedium by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005

shmedium 

1. an irregular size between small and medium.

2. a adjective referring to clothes that are too small.
what size is that, a shmedium?!
shmedium by Philly Flood July 9, 2006
Refering to the size of an article of clothing (usually a man's shirt) where the article is clearly bought one size too small as to display one's musclularity. Usually worn but not limited to bars, clubs, or social gathering where high numbers of attractive females tend to congregate. Commonly mistakn for a shirt you stole from your 12 yr.old brother.
Hey guys, are we all gonna wear our smediums downtown tonight?
smedium by Shem B August 17, 2006
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Shledium 

When its not quite a shlong
I would'nt say it was a shlong... more of a shledium.
Shledium by SPark12 February 24, 2005

Shmedium 

–noun
1. any size Medium shirt (especially a T Shirt) worn by a man whose body-size would usually require a size Large shirt for comfort, worn for the accentuating affect it gives to musculature of the torso and arms; The resulting effect is similar to that of a medium-sized person wearing a size Small shirt.

2. a nickname for a man wearing such a shirt
Jeremy - "Rob, come on up here!"
Rob - "What size shirt you got on?"
Jeremy - "Fuck you."
Rob - "The price you pay when you rock a shmedium in this place."
-Season 3 Episode 8 of 'Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory'
Shmedium by MuseeRouge December 19, 2010

schmedium 

A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large
Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium
schmedium by benzino909 March 24, 2010