A little penis. Small Hairy Meat.
Did you see the pic Andrew sent to Loddie?
Yeah he has a shmeat
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Slang term for dick
His shmeat was hard as fuck
by kylieg17 March 05, 2017

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1. (N) Short meat.
2. (Prefix) Used to describe one with shmeat.
Damn Bryce, you got some shmeat.
by Trankini has no weenie January 30, 2017

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Short meat or small meat.
"You I heard Jake has a little dick!"
"Yeah dude, he's got a shmeat..."
by OnlyAtWalmart February 01, 2016

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meat made from faeces.
The shmeat burger was delicious!
by dend4u June 18, 2011

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A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.
Ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.
by ShmeatSquad69 October 15, 2011

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when you have a small meat, small penis
Damn i bet that asian gotta shmeat.
by jayrock April 26, 2005

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