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2.
Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.
"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment


"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
by Andariel Halo March 17, 2009
 
1.
n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.
PETA is a fan of shmeat.
by Joe Vegetarian December 10, 2008
 
3.
Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.

Combines "shit" and "meat".
Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.
by noshmeat January 26, 2011
 
4.
To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.
Danny has a serious case of shmeat.
by Rheptar. June 06, 2009
 
5.
fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc
we are having shmeat for dinner.
by susyhunter April 03, 2014
 
6.
meat made from faeces.
The shmeat burger was delicious!
by dend4u June 18, 2011
 
7.
A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.
Ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.
by ShmeatSquad69 October 15, 2011