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shmalien 

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.
How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien
shmalien by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010
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The Shaxi Family in Kurdistan Region, Northern Iraq.
He’s Shaxi, Mohamad Shaxi.
Shaxi by Jachrum September 12, 2021
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Shmexii is simply another word for sexy except shmexii is way more BAD-ASS than saying sexy.
"OMG! Bob the dinosaur is so forking Shmexii, aye?"
"Oh, yeah totally"
shmexii by ImOnABoatYARR March 27, 2010
I'm too shmaxy for you.
shmaxy by Beany Girl November 14, 2011

Shmabingus 

The most manly word in the history of the English, Japanese and Canadian language. It is so manly that each time you say it you must punch someone or something in the face. It is also so manly that it is both a noun, verb, adjective and pooper scooper at the same time.
Mike: You guys, I'm Egyptian!
Megan: No way! So is Alex!
Jess: Alex is Egyptian! Bingo!
Alex: SHMABINGUS!
*punches Jess in the face*
Jess: You're so manly!
Shmabingus by IAMEGYPTIAN August 3, 2010

shmamied 

Drunk beyond all other forms of description
Last night I was shmamied
shmamied by jk537 December 27, 2007
talking smack, the opposite of being amazing.
or setting things on fire, being destructive.
sabotaging your relationship with everyone else.
Steve has been smaxing on beth all day.