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8. Shmammered
Drinking in excess of 15 beers, shots and or mixed drinks; in turn becoming highly inebriated. Which may cause actions one will tend to regret
Man I was shmammered last night, I actually weighed the pros and cons of having sex with a girl that has herpes. The pros won..
9. Shmammered
The act of being smashed and hammered simultaneously
I knew I would be shmammered after one more hurricane.
10. shmammered
shmammed
hammered, shitted, and smashed
i got so friekin shmmered last night
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11. Shmammered
To be smashed and hammered at the same time.Drunk beoyond belief.
Man Im so ready for this weekend I wanna get shmammered
12. shmammered
the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place
Holy Harrison!! Did you see that guys projectial vomit? He is SHMAMMERED!!!
13. Shmammered
Getting so to drunk that you pass the stages of smashed and hammered... So you combine them making you SHMAMMERED!!!!
Dude i was so shmammered last night i don't remember anything.
14. shmammered
the art of becoming so intoxicated during a woogie hunt
Dude, I got absolutely shmammered last night at the Cambie.
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