Smacking Off

The verbal greeting equivalent to a hand shake. "Smacking" comes from the sound peoples hands make when they slap hands during a handshake. 'Off' is the from the saying "Whats poppin off" which means "whats going down? or whats up?". Smacking off is the greeting that is a combination of the two, a handshake and a question rolled into one saying, used as a greeting amongst friends or associates.

Person 1 : Smacking off G? What you been up to lately

Person 2: Chillin man. Surviving.
Person 1: Word

Smacking Off by brewtis May 30, 2017

shacking off 

To take a shit and Jack off at the same time. (its called shingering for the ladies)

I was taking the browns to the superbowl the other day and decided to make it better by shacking off.

shacking off by slyvester August 10, 2006

schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

schacking off by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014

sharking off 

to disappear from somewhere without being noticed (cos sharks are silent)

i saw you sharking off at the party

sharking off by grandpagraffiti August 17, 2007

Shaking off the anchovy 

Similar to spanking the monkey, waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Claus! Stop Shaking off the anchovy, kids are in the room!!!"

Shaking off the anchovy by InfinityMan October 24, 2020

Shocking Off 

When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.

"I tried shocking off last night, it was great!"

Shocking Off by Bill_Bob_123 June 22, 2008

smacking off

The art of brutally masturbating everywhere you possibly can.

yo my mom just caught me smacking off it was awesome.

smacking off by ismackoff May 26, 2014