A pitiful guy, or sometimes girl, who may spill on himself a lot. One that makes mistakes, clumsy. Has a hardtime gettin' ahead. Winner of a Darwin award. Alt spelling: schlub
The poor shlub...he didn't know it was loaded.
by GaelicSpeakingSheepDude April 09, 2009
Top Definition
Working class man who is taken advantage of by management
Don't ask me, I'm just a poor shlub
by Miguel February 16, 2005
a person of absolute uselessnes
dude the Big Dizz called off again, what a shlub
by superchevycamaro October 12, 2010
A fat lazy person who doesn't care about anyone but themselves.
Person #1 are you gona help me clean
Person #2 nah you can do it ur self
Person #1 ugh shlub
by HASHBROWN47 March 20, 2015
Someone who can't spell schlub
* Derr you're a shlub.

* Yeah, well you're a schlub.
by manhattantransfer November 28, 2012
someone who chills and drives an s-10,drinks hamms,and eats weird shit
damn, that fools a shlub!
by macks all October 12, 2007
An obese, or fat penis. Like a chode, the difference being a shlub is longer, but still very fat.
"Goddamn, i hate carrying around this shlub!"
by Mr. 7.5 April 01, 2007
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