1) The nonscientific, and more commonly recognized name for a grossly huge, long and slimy...banana slug. A particular variety found in vegetable gardens throughout the continents capable of devouring much vegetation in a short amount of time.
2) Human penile envy in comparison to the undeniable resembalence of the banana slug to a mans penis, aka, wishful thinking, minus the green shade in color
1) Farmer John:
"Dang-nabbit! Those @#*& shlongs have cleaned me out of my cucumbers!"
2) after Farmer John has taken a closer look:
"Holy cucumbers, zucchini's and everything else longer than 5 inches...if I only had a shlong the size of THAT!...why, wouldn't Martha be one screamin happy hag!" (*chuckle-chuckle*)
Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
extremly large dick. one that slaps your thighs
Oh my god Jimmy, your shlong is so large!!
Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
A LOOOOOOOOONG DICK that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins
VIRGIN GIRL:"That guy has a shlong, RUN!"
A large wang, penis, knocker, rocket, rod, cock, dick, pecker, tally wacker, male gozonga,
Hey bitch want to suck my shlong ho!
Slang Term 4 Large Penis
Johnny Slapped Me In The face With His Humungous Shlong!
The male genitillia that is large in both length and girth!
Not jokin but did u see Jason before in the showers! He had a cunt of a shlong!