Top Definition
Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
by Aw yeah October 14, 2003
An alternate term for a haircut popular among white trash (see mullet). Derived from the physical characteristics of the haircut, i.e. SHort in the front and LONG in the back; SHLONG. Has humorous connotations to schlong which refers to the male sexual organ. May be very humorous in usage since the bearer of a shlong may me surprised, flattered, offended, shocked or any combination of these.
1. I like your shlong dude.
2. You have a beautiful Shlong.
3. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used to have a shlong.
Not just the penis, but the entire bodily area encompassing all or most of the male reproductive system: penis, testicles, and scrotum.
I would rather die than have my shlong removed.
by Dillon Byrne December 06, 2003
A short "long black"/ long "short black" coffee.
For people that think a long black is too weak and a short black too strong.
Can I have a shlong with one sugar please?
by May 10, 2007
a large penis... like mine....
Oh my god Joey! Stick your huge shlong it my cunt now! Please fuck me harder!
by JoeyJoeJ0 May 05, 2004
Word describing the male sex organ. Made renowned by WiLL aka. BiGHeAD_.
Believe iT. = )
by BiGHeAD! March 19, 2003
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