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Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
by Aw yeah October 14, 2003
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Hairstyle coupling short bangs in the front with a long mane in the back. Originates from Short in the front, Long in the back. Business in the front, party in the rear.
The former Philly relief pitcher Mitch "Wild thing" Williams has such an awesome shlong that I thought he was a hockey player.
by M. Luther October 28, 2008
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it is used when doing an impression of a sloth.
"look everyong im a sloth! SSSSHHHHHLLLLLOOOOONNNNNGGGGG!!!"
by lizzie layne November 05, 2003
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Language of the Shlongonians of the aincient country SHLONGONIA!!!!!residents of this country are also called shlongs
i had a nice conversation w/ my shlong friend
by anji-mito mofuckah July 20, 2003
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A man's haircut that is short in the front and long in the back; "SH"ort in front + "LONG" in back = SHLONG; a synonym of "mullet".
"Look at that guy's shlong! He needs a haircut."
by Bobozz April 16, 2003
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Derives from the word "Shalong" which mean hose in Armenian.
"Karam ku shlonga mihat tesnem?"

Translation- "Can I see your hose?"
by mcskitttle323 December 23, 2005
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An alternate term for a haircut popular among white trash (see mullet). Derived from the physical characteristics of the haircut, i.e. SHort in the front and LONG in the back; SHLONG. Has humorous connotations to schlong which refers to the male sexual organ. May be very humorous in usage since the bearer of a shlong may me surprised, flattered, offended, shocked or any combination of these.
1. I like your shlong dude.
2. You have a beautiful Shlong.
3. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used to have a shlong.
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Not just the penis, but the entire bodily area encompassing all or most of the male reproductive system: penis, testicles, and scrotum.
I would rather die than have my shlong removed.
by Dillon Byrne December 06, 2003
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