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what u have up ur ass
Damn how'd that shlong get in there?
by Shlong Master June 05, 2003
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a funny word for which oneself would use instead of saying dick or wang or penis, usually large and sloppy. it usually is just hangin out and looking shloppy
Lookin' like a fool with your shlong on the ground!
by wtfareyoulookinat April 27, 2010
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A penis of gargantuan size; in both length and width.
While in the changeroom, Yahye said "Holy shit Nasser, you have a big shlong ".
by rotflol360 November 21, 2008
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Not just the penis, but the entire bodily area encompassing all or most of the male reproductive system: penis, testicles, and scrotum.
I would rather die than have my shlong removed.
by Dillon Byrne December 06, 2003
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Verb
1. to buy and sell a currency simultaneously
2. to buy and sell a stock simultaneously

Noun.
1. a trade consisting of both a buy and sell of the same currency, also known as a short and long position
2. a penis
Verb Phrase
1. to shlong, I am going to shlong eur/usd right now
2. shlonging, I am enjoying shlonging eur/usd.

Used as a noun:
1. I am loving my shlong right now.
2. I am waiting for movement in the market to release my shlong.
3. I am going to hit eur/chf with a shlong.
by porchmonk November 16, 2011
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"Too man dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song"
by TheDudeofRude April 16, 2009
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