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1.
originated from the famous ikea advert.
"Shlomping is for you-hoo"
by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004
 
2.
buy slomp mugs, tshirts and magnets
Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.
by Lavawarrior December 17, 2009
 
3.
Penis
Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!
by Dre Tears April 25, 2010
 
4.
sitting in a bent way
dan assleap
by danny cadman April 26, 2003
 
5.
Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking
John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
=]
by Smoogenchong September 14, 2008