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1.
1. A Hebrew name meaning 'Solomon'
2. An awesome human beatboxer from Leeds
Ey Shlomo, pass me the matzos!
by skimper September 29, 2006
 
2.
Slang for a Jew
hey look at that Shlomo over there
by danzoid13 March 09, 2011
 
3.
1. An idiot who won't recognize he has not yet understood your side of the argument.

2. Somebody who is very arrogant and stupid, yet he will not ask for further explanation out of pride.
3. A douchebag that has a hard time understanding things. From the conjunction if the words "Shmuck" and "Slo-Mo" (as in Slow Motion) because he is arrogant and slow (from the understanding approach).
"If you didn't understand any of the previous definitions and pretend to understand not to be embarrased by asking, beware, you might be a Shlomo"

- "And I kept trying to explain to him that every time he blocks my driveway I am late for work, but he wouldn't understand"
- "What a Shlomo"
by fartyman2 April 22, 2010
 
4.
1. King.

2. Smart man alive.

3. Bigamist.
Wow man you sure pooled a Shlomo on those girls...
by sabaabayababa April 16, 2010
 
5.
(ultra immence name)(gotta love that word)(word)
"who are you?"
"me? Oh im' shlomo"
by luke skywalker October 21, 2004
 
6.
assface
Damn that dude is one ugly shlomo!
by bobodeeclown March 30, 2009
 
7.
a big meat gazer, fudge packer, goofy, jeff master, salad tossing, adolescent that is a direct descendent from a long line of africans from the jimbajimba tribe
stefan is such a shlomo, he likes guys!

Jeff: Is that kid black?

Susie Q: No he's just a shlomo.
by tyler gumpy July 30, 2006