Top Definition

A large penis that is too big for the human body. It usually is around 3 to 4 feet wide. And 4 to 5 feet long. There is only one man that his this penis.......his name is jake ainsworth......
Hey! Have you seen Jake Ainsworths penis? Its huge! He calls it "Shlode"
by Jake Ainsworth January 21, 2010
9 Words related to shlode
A shlode is a mix between a schlong and a chode. A Shlode is really long, but it's wider then it is long.
oh my god. had sex with a shlode last night.
by hozza__ August 03, 2011
A word used to lend emphisis to a large amount of something. A bastardized form of shit-load.
I realy gotta go drop a duece, I ate a shload of hotwings last night.
by Wordguy February 22, 2005

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